Showing posts with label Coffee with an Angel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coffee with an Angel. Show all posts

Friday, March 29, 2013

#20 - Coffee with an Angel


#20 - Coffee with an Angel

            Bartholomew swung through the door of the coffee shop and saw The Nanny waving at him.  She was beautiful. Her blonde hair was up in a bun exposing her long porcelain neck and strong jaw line.  She wore a buttoned blue blouse, a pair of tight jeans and cowboy boots.  Her eyes were a bright fiery blue – as if they held the light of heaven.  The only remnant of her previous Goth attire was the over-large cross necklace of which Bartholomew could see the top before it disappeared into her blouse. 

            At the sight of Bartholomew, a smile spread across The Nanny’s face.  She stood up and welcomed Bartholomew with a hug – a BIG, looong hug.  He barely noticed the cross imbedding into his chest.

            “I am so happy you could make it,” said The Nanny as she sat back down.

            Bartholomew sat down across the small round table from her.  “Yeah, happy to be here.  I'm glad you could finally fit me into your schedule.”

            “I'm so sorry about that,” she said with a sympathetic look in her eyes.  “Things have been much busier than I could handle.”

            “Dog-sitting?” asked Bartholomew with a bit of sarcasm in his voice.

            “Yes!  Oh it has been amazingly more work than I ever imagined,” said The Nanny with such enthusiasm in her voice and eyes that Bartholomew's sarcasm faded.  “But I think I have finally figured it out.  I know what should happen now.”

            Bartholomew didn't understand what she meant but moved on to the subject he wanted to discuss with her.  “What happened to Geraldine?  Why didn't you tell me she was missing?”

            “Yes, she is missing. Oh… does that bother you?”

            “Does it bother me?  Does it bother me?!  Yes, it bothers me!  Geraldine was a nice girl.  All right, she was crazy, sex-starved and would take advantage of every situation, but there was a nice side to her, too.”

            The Nanny smiled-- seemed pleased about something. 

            “Geraldine is missing!  Why are you so happy?!” Bartholomew almost yelled. 

            The Nanny said nothing but stared at Bartholomew with such sparkling eyes and such beautiful skin and such full-bodied hair and such positive energy and...  Her presence was disarming, as if her whole soul was there to do nothing but love and support someone.  Bartholomew couldn't help but think how different she was when he had met her at Gerald's house.  Her black Goth clothes and dark eyeliner were gone.  More importantly, he sensed that her attitude was completely different.  Before she seemed to be waiting.  The Nanny previously was disciplining and corralling Gerald's sons and daughter, as if keeping them in line until something else happens.  But now, The Nanny was purposeful.  She seemed focused, honed-in and ready to do whatever it was she was meant to do after a long delay.  This made her very happy, full of life and much larger than Bartholomew's anger or cynicism. 

            “Bartholomew, would you be relieved if Geraldine walked through that door right now?”

            “Well, wha... of course.  I don't want anything bad to happen to her.”

            “Bartholomew, would you feel something in your heart, something beyond politeness and kindness, if Geraldine were to walk in that door and sit right down at our table?” asked The Nanny staring unflinchingly into Bartholomew's eyes.

            Bartholomew did not answer.  What was The Nanny getting at, he wondered.  Wanting an answer, The Nanny reached across the table and put her hand on Bartholomew's.  There it was again, the feeling Bartholomew had when he first met her, when she had first put her hand on his arm – he wanted to share everything with her.

            “Yes, yes, I would feel something in my heart,” said Bartholomew.  “Geraldine is too crazy for me, but there is still something nice about her… underneath. I liked it when she would say nice things about me and how she liked to be with me.  And...,” Bartholomew hesitated,  “when I broke up with her, when we were on a picnic, she was really hurt.  It was then I realized how much she really liked me and that there was a part of her that was..., was... truly good.”

            The Nanny moved closer to Bartholomew.  “You are amazing, Bartholomew.  There is so much I want to share with you.  Your kindness and your heart are in tune with something inside me.  It makes me want to give something back to you – something special, something deep and personal.”


            Bartholomew's eyes grew big.  What did she mean?  This casual date was going better than he imagined, maybe a little better than he was ready for.  Bartholomew moved closer to The Nanny.  “What would that be?”

            “I can't share it with you right now,” said The Nanny.  “It's not time yet.  Maybe a few more dates, a little more history, a few more interactions and then it will be time.  I can't wait.  I’m very excited!”

            Bartholomew couldn't believe what he was hearing.  He felt he must say something instead of sitting there like a dolt with his mouth open.  “Uh...I'm...you...yeah.  Yeah, that would be great.  I'm very excited, too.”

            A yelp was heard from outside the coffee shop.  “I have to go,” said The Nanny.  “I'm sorry to cut this date short.  Can we get together next week?  I'll call you.”

            “Yeah, next week would be fine,” said Bartholomew.  “We'll talk.”

            The Nanny walked to the door.  Bartholomew stared at her beautiful jean-wrapped ass as it moved across the room.  She turned as she opened the door.  “Bartholomew, if this works out right, you're gonna get yourself a girl who is everything you could want.”  She smiled and walked out of the door as another yelp was heard from outside.

            After The Nanny disappeared from view, Bartholomew almost fell out of his chair with pent up energy.  He sat up straight and, not knowing what to do, stayed in the coffee shop for another half hour thinking of all the ways he wanted to get to know The Nanny better.  Not all of them would be considered polite, by some people, but they were all certainly filled with kindness.  


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Coffee with an Angel, is the 20th story in The Book of Bartholomew. The story, written by Mark Granlund and illustrated by Mary Sandberg, tells of a casual coffee date between Bartholomew and The Nanny.  Are they both talking about the same thing?  Or are they misunderstanding each other?  Bartholomew wants some answers, but will The Nanny give them?

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Coffee with an Angel - Illustrations

Coffee with an Angel is illustrated by Mary Sandberg.  I didn't know Mary going into this collaboration, but have come to know a very fascinating artist with an interesting background.

Mary has found various outlets for her drawing abilities over the years; from figure drawing, to animation drawing, to designing block prints for book illustrations, to producing limited edition block print calendars.  Mary is part of Out on a Limb Animation with her husband Dave Sandberg, whose animations can be seen on Youtube - (search "zentrash").  In 2007 they completed the adult-oriented animated feature film My Art School Summer, which has been shown in Brazil, Amsterdam, and Berlin.
My Art School Summer also played in Minneapolis in 2011 at the Twin Cities Underground Film Festival.  I didn't know what to expect as I hadn't seen an x-rated animated movie since Fritz the Cat, 1972, which, quite frankly was a dumb movie that tried too hard to be controversial.  Over the next hour and a half I was thoroughly entertained by the story of a young woman exploring her free spirit during a summer at art school.  The characters were so real in their approach to her and in their affects that the movie seemed more of a personal journal than an animated feature.  Yet it was quite funny and the characters were indeed characterized and archetypes of people we all know.  Mary was also a wonderful guest at a Bartholomew Dinner.  I can't share what topics of discussion arose at that dinner, but we were all laughing pretty hard.

Thank you Mary for sharing your wonderful talent.  Your illustration is my daughter's favorite of all the Bartholomew drawings so far.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Coffee with an Angel - Story

What is the relationship between The Nanny and Bartholomew?  It is something Bartholomew has been wondering for awhile.  All relationships have those awkward early moments when neither person is sure what the relationship will be.  Sometimes the couple is talking at cross-purposes without knowing it - both caught up in what they want to hear, not what is being said.  Do both want the same thing?  And what if someone is just more flirtatious or affectionate than the other?  When they are affectionate, does it mean anything?  Totally confusing.  All this bother and wondering can wear a poor heart out.

It doesn't seem to change over the years. My experience of dating in my forties proves to me that the awkwardness is just par for the course.  If there are no red flags right away, such a first date starting to cry when you walk through the coffee shop door or a date who starts talking bitterly about her ex within the first five minutes of conversation, there is always the question of when the other shoe is going to drop. I once had a whole conversation with someone who thought I was talking about a friend when I was talking about my dog. The mistake came to light as I described how she leaped into a garden, over a row of beans, and grabbed a groundhog in her mouth. Needless to say we weren't on the same page - in many ways.  Incompatibility is the last thing you want, so it is the first thing you are looking for.

Here is an excerpt from the upcoming Coffee with an Angel, to be published on Friday, March 29, 2013 at The Book of Bartholomew.
At the sight of Bartholomew, a smile spread across The Nanny’s face. She stood up and welcomed Bartholomew with a hug – a BIG, looong hug. He barely noticed her cross necklace imbedding into his chest.

“I am so happy you could make it,” said The Nanny as she sat back down.

Bartholomew sat down across the small round table from her. “Yeah, happy to be here. I'm glad you could finally fit me into your schedule.”

“I'm so sorry about that,” she said with a sympathetic look in her eyes. “Things have been much busier than I could handle.”

“Dog-sitting?” asked Bartholomew with a bit of sarcasm in his voice.

“Yes! Oh it has been amazingly more work than I ever imagined,” said The Nanny with such enthusiasm in her voice and eyes that Bartholomew's sarcasm faded. “But I think I have finally figured it out. I know what should happen now.”

Bartholomew didn't understand what she meant but moved on to the subject he wanted to discuss with her. “What happened to Geraldine? Why didn't you tell me she was missing?”

“Yes, she is missing. Oh… does that bother you?”

“Does it bother me? Does it bother me?! Yes, it bothers me! Geraldine was a nice girl. All right, she was crazy, sex-starved and would take advantage of every situation, but there was a nice side to her, too.”

The Nanny smiled-- seemed pleased about something.

“Geraldine is missing! Why are you so happy?!” Bartholomew almost yelled.

The Nanny said nothing but stared at Bartholomew with such sparkling eyes and such beautiful skin and such full-bodied hair and such positive energy and... Her presence was disarming, as if her whole soul was there to do nothing but love and support someone. Bartholomew couldn't help but think how different she was when he had met her at Gerald's house. Her black Goth clothes and dark eyeliner were gone. More importantly, he sensed that her attitude was completely different. Before she seemed to be waiting. The Nanny previously was disciplining and corralling Gerald's sons and daughter, as if keeping them in line until something else happens. But now, The Nanny was purposeful. She seemed focused, honed-in and ready to do whatever it was she was meant to do after a long delay. This made her very happy, full of life and much larger than Bartholomew's anger or cynicism.